I've been holed up this winter. With so many cold spells, polar vortexes, and snowstorms, I've been one bored bunny. I finally decided to get off my duff and check out the outdoor frosting. Look! I can see my shadow. Great, I'm causing another three months of winter.
Can you see me? I am hidden, white on white.
Or can you tell me apart from my other pale friend?
I guess I became popular recently. This cute cafe wants me to be their official spokesrabbit. For the famousness of my white fur. I feel very honored, especially when this cute girl wants to take a picture with me. I feel like one of those hunky guys at Abercrombie & Fitch.
Ah, it's been a long day, entertaining my fans and favorites. I guess it's hard for a white rabbit to hide in the pitch dark.