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Saturday
Jan262013

No. 12 - Rabbit Responsibilities

We finally got some snow outside, so I called up a few of my Canadian friends who really love the winter, especially snow sports. They couldn't stop smiling! We started hanging out and got to talking.

"Hi Albi," said Sumi (the one in green, he has the wings of thunderbird and the legs of a bear).

"Hiya Sumi, Miga, and Quatchi!" I replied. (Miga is the one in black, she's part killer whale and bear, you know; Quatchi is a sasquatch of course)

"I don't mean to be a Debbie Downer but wow, times are tough. It's been a long time since I had a regular job," Miga mentioned. 

"Yeah, it's been a cold spell, and this the longest I've been unemployed," Quatchi murmured.

Sumi piped in, "I'm optimistic. I check Monster.com everyday. I think it's a great site for someone like me."

 

"Aw guys, I know how you feel. I'm in the same boat. I think I'm going to try to find a job today. I got some phone calls back, so wish me luck!" Albi said.

 

"Maybe we can get a job in 2014. Do you think they'll rehire us at the next Winter Olympics?" Sumi wondered.

 

After doing some research, I found a job counting toothpicks to put in little boxes. That's a good job for me because I like counting, and I like toothpicks. 1, 2, 3, 4...250...mmmm, toothpicks are tasty. Oops!

 

It didn't work out at the toothpick factory, so I called up a favor from one of my friends at the Bunny-Luv carrot company. They had an entry-level job packing and sealing bags of carrots. I figured I could do that. Let's see, put the carrots in the bag, inspect the carrots...hmmm, I can't really inspect the carrots without trying them out first.....mmmm, delicious! Oops, I guess I shouldn't have done that.

 

I finally realized that I shouldn't get a job working with things that I will probably eat. So I thought about it. What am I talented at, and where do I belong? And it hit me. What does Albi Rabbit like more than carrots, bananas, and yogurt chips? Albi Rabbit loves telling it like it is and finding out the truth! That's when I decided to become a rabbit journalist. I'm on my first assignment now and I hope to share with you soon.

Saturday
Dec222012

No. 11 - Down to the Wire

It's that time of year again and I'm way behind on my gift list. Today is some last minute shopping for two favorites in the whole entire world, my servants. After all, they do all of my cooking, cleaning, shopping, and basic rabbit needs, I owe them big time.

I've never been to this store before but it's super nice. I feel like a celebrity. Everyone stops to gaze at my marvellous fur coat.

 

I saw some fancy trinkets and scoured the shelf, but it wasn't really what I thought they'd like.

 

A nice store clerk decided to help me find some gift ideas. I was presented with this punching bag but I wasn't too keen on it. 

 

 This toy pig was super cute. Almost too cute. I wouldn't want to compete with that thing back home.

 

I know that my servants could use a new set of tires on their old jalopy. But even one tire was super heavy! How would I get this home without them knowing it?

 

I've almost given up...this is too hard. I started sulking as I strolled down the aisles. That's when I saw this lizard sticking his tongue at me. Hey, maybe my servants would like a pet! They seemed really bored lately. 

 

 I think my servant girl has a thing for birds. Do you think she would like a parakeet or two?

 

When I went to the aquarium side, I saw a wallful of amazing goldfish. Wow! Super shiny and fun to watch. I could be here all day.

I think I'm going to finalize my list tonight. I have some good gift ideas now, it's going to be the best holiday yet.

 

Tuesday
Nov062012

No. 10 - Get out the Vote! (for Albi)

My fellow citizens and animals, the big day has finally come. I have campaigned my paws off and have spoken to voters from Washington D.C. to the kitchen where I live. I have nothing left to say besides please vote (for me, Albi, the best candidate for National Rabbit).

For those of you know don't know how to do it, just follow the big arrow and it will lead you to democracy.

This seal means that it's time to get serious and stop screwing around.

Voting may seem complicated to some. See these crazy instructions? I think they were written by Ikea.

All you really need to know is vote for me, Albi. That's A-L-B-I, Albi.

It's now time for me to leave the building. When you are a big shot like me, people take artistic photos of you doing normal things like going home. Wish me luck!

Sunday
Oct282012

No. 9 - The Hangover, Rabbit Edition

When I woke up on Sunday morning, I looked around me and saw the wreckage. Had I been robbed? Beaten up? Poisoned by my political enemies? Oww, what a headache! What could have happened last night? I put on my rabbit detective hat and got out my magnifying glass to solve this mystery.

The magnifying glass didn't help--I just saw a couple of bugs. So I checked out my camera and found these pictures, all from yesterday.

 What are these blue things? Is this real life?

How did I end up next to a garbage truck? I do like knocking over trash cans--I hope I didn't knock over that thing.

Did the fire department rescue me or did I get a new job? Dalmatians and fires are two of my least favorite things, so either would be bad. 

Wow, I made it Times Square? I guess I can say that I've officially made it to the Big Apple. But why am I hiding from the cops here??

I made it home ok, but I must've had a serious case of the munchies to have my head stuck in a box of mac n' hay.

Saturday
Oct202012

No. 8 - Old Llamas and Great Pumpkins

Dear friends, as you know, during International Rabbit Day, I discovered many things about my mysterious identity, like that I have secretive fighting techniques. But since I am a public figure now, I have to be careful about how I conduct myself, and it is bad to be caught on tape fighting.

There's an old rabbit's tale that says if you visit the great pumpkin patch during October, there you will find the old Llama who kindly dispenses wisdom and teaches all creatures how to achieve inner peace.

 

So I searched high and low and I found what I knew had to be the great pumpkin patch. Hmm, do rabbits like pumpkins? I do not know.

After playing in the hay and pushing the pumpkins around a little, I spotted two great llamas! I noticed that one of them learned how to cut his own hair around his neck, so I figured that one must be the wise one.

"Great Llama," I said, "how can I learn to keep my savage beast tendencies at bay?"

"Chomp, chomp, chomp, lick," said the Great Llama.

"Great Llama," I said "how can I learn to be more peaceful and calm like you?"

"Chomp, chomp, chomp, smack, lick," said the Great Llama.

Maybe this llama was too wise because I didn't understand his lesson, so I decided to go back to playing with the pumpkins. It was then that I learned that rabbits DO like pumpkins, so it was all worth it.