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No. 12 - Rabbit Responsibilities

We finally got some snow outside, so I called up a few of my Canadian friends who really love the winter, especially snow sports. They couldn't stop smiling! We started hanging out and got to talking.

"Hi Albi," said Sumi (the one in green, he has the wings of thunderbird and the legs of a bear).

"Hiya Sumi, Miga, and Quatchi!" I replied. (Miga is the one in black, she's part killer whale and bear, you know; Quatchi is a sasquatch of course)

"I don't mean to be a Debbie Downer but wow, times are tough. It's been a long time since I had a regular job," Miga mentioned. 

"Yeah, it's been a cold spell, and this the longest I've been unemployed," Quatchi murmured.

Sumi piped in, "I'm optimistic. I check everyday. I think it's a great site for someone like me."


"Aw guys, I know how you feel. I'm in the same boat. I think I'm going to try to find a job today. I got some phone calls back, so wish me luck!" Albi said.


"Maybe we can get a job in 2014. Do you think they'll rehire us at the next Winter Olympics?" Sumi wondered.


After doing some research, I found a job counting toothpicks to put in little boxes. That's a good job for me because I like counting, and I like toothpicks. 1, 2, 3, 4...250...mmmm, toothpicks are tasty. Oops!


It didn't work out at the toothpick factory, so I called up a favor from one of my friends at the Bunny-Luv carrot company. They had an entry-level job packing and sealing bags of carrots. I figured I could do that. Let's see, put the carrots in the bag, inspect the carrots...hmmm, I can't really inspect the carrots without trying them out first.....mmmm, delicious! Oops, I guess I shouldn't have done that.


I finally realized that I shouldn't get a job working with things that I will probably eat. So I thought about it. What am I talented at, and where do I belong? And it hit me. What does Albi Rabbit like more than carrots, bananas, and yogurt chips? Albi Rabbit loves telling it like it is and finding out the truth! That's when I decided to become a rabbit journalist. I'm on my first assignment now and I hope to share with you soon.


No. 7 - International Rabbit Day

A few Saturdays ago was International Rabbit Day. This was decreed to be a day to recognize the importance and power of us rabbits. It is a day where we should be treated like royalty and be petted generously, including lavish head and lower back massages.

Now you might remember that the last time I met up with other rabbits, it didn't go so well. I got all shy and had to go home. But seeing as this was our big day, I knew that this time it would be different, and I would make awesome rabbit friends!

I started off by greeting this guy. "Hi, I like your clothes," I said.

He didn't say anything, but he took off all his clothes and ran away. Then this other rabbit who looked like a little version of me but with short ears came over and started looking at me.  She tried to crouch down real low to hide, but I saw her. "Um, hi," I said. But she didn't say anything back to me.

I started to feel confused and a little nervous. This wasn't what I expected International Rabbit Day to be like. So I figured I'd take a break and played in the garden by myself. Look, I have a green moustache! I'm in disguise!

What is this thing? What kind of place is this? What else would I find here--I was almost afraid to even look around.  

After a few minutes I calmed down and wondered about that little white rabbit -- what could she be up to and how was she celebrating International Rabbit Day?

I decided to rejoin the party, but it was kind of weird because I already left once, so I had to find my chance to get back in, sneaky rabbit style. Oh! There's that little guy again. I hope she doesn't see me or give those funny looks.


So I made it back in and started having a pretty good time. I was making new friends and trying new things. This was my this was our day, a day for us rabbits. Maybe there wasn't any reason for me to be scared afterall. But then everything changed.


It happened in a flash. I went up to this big guy to say what's up. "Hey, what's up?" I think that's exactly the words I used. All the sudden, I felt his head on top of mine, and it seemed like something was wrong, so I tried to get away. Then out of nowhere, that grey rabbit who took off his clothes in front of me popped up and I bumped into him, and I don't know why, but I just kept running and before I knew it there was that big guy again, chasing after me. At that point, something inside of me snapped. I can't explain what it was, but there was a part of me that said 'run, Albi, run' and there was a part of me that said 'Albi, you are a ninja rabbit'. I don't remember exactly what happened, but all I know is that I moved faster than I had ever moved before and pulled off moves that I didn't even realize I knew. Then it was all over. Just like that. 


And that is how International Rabbit Day unfolded. I started the day thinking I was just a normal little white rabbit, but by the end of the day, I realized just how mysterious I really am. I am Albi: a riddle wrapped inside a rabbit riddle, wrapped inside a carrot.




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