Entries in Rabbit (11)
Summertime! After working hard all year in cramped quarters, I drove an hour upstate to my good friend's summer home for a little R&R (Rabbit & Relaxation). Here's me, hanging out for a little photo opp. Don't I look handsome? Someone get me my blazer and call the society pages!
If you want to be a gentlerabbit, you should try to do nice things like take afternoon tea. I've got enough tea for two. Who would like to join me? And would you mind doing the pouring?
After tea, it was time to let my fur down. Here's me playing a little Rock Band. I don't really have much of a singing voice, but I can really thump these drums with all four paws.
I liked the house, the tea, the bridge and everything else, but I think my favorite part of all was playing inside these pots.
Hello tall readers,
I recently discovered some fanmail sitting in my inbox. Sorry I could not get back any sooner. My servants have been busy lately. I am training them to watch more Downton Abbey so they get the message.
Letter from Li-Ling:
I love the blog and rabbit albi is so cute sooooooooo cute LOLZ
Thanks alot, Li-Ling. I will send you a special message. Watch out in your inbox!
Letter from Ashley:
Hey Albi, i am a huge fan, my friend showed me your blog and i think its really cool and funny. I never thought that i would like to read these kind of blogs but now all i do is reread your blog every day. you are my role model !!! thanks Albi for reading this. i hope you answer back.
Hi Ashley! Thank you for your neat-o message. Is this picture good enough of an answer back?
Letter from Pokke + Tomoko:
Hallo. My name is Pokke.
I'm a gray rabbit with a white dot on my right shoulder like a pocket, so my servant Tomoko call me "Pokke".
Pokke means pocket in baby's word in Japan.
I try to send this message from Japan.
Because, I am deeply grateful for your interesting blog.
Tomoko starts to study English again to understand your blog deeply.
If she improve in her English and her salary rises, I will get more good quality celery and cabbage.
We are looking forward to your interesting news.
We wish you the best of luck with everything.
Please give our best regards to your servants.
Pokke + Tomoko
Hello to my Japanese friends! Your letter is very nice and I like it a lot. I will try to think of more things to put on my blog. Thank you for recognizing my servants. I like them but sometimes, I wish they would work harder. Like massage my paws after dinner.
P.S. Maybe if your salary does not rise fast enough, Pokke can get a job at a rabbit café so that he can get more celery and cabbage.
This job at the rabbit café does not look so tough. There are lots of servants to feed him.
Keep the letters coming! I'm also available to give you advice based on my rabbit experiences.
Happy Mother's day, Mommy! I miss you, and since I'm in the big city and you're back home in the beautiful country, I got you this delicious box of cookies!
My mom is always dressed to the nines. I have the best memories of her in the garden, tending to the vegetables and flowers. Isn't she so pretty? Father was pretty good-looking too, that's where I get my soft fur from.
I wanted to send her a photo of me in a garden so she could remember what things were like when I was young. But I don't have my own garden so I had to walk up and down the streets looking for one that I could use. I knocked on the door to ask for permission, but nobody answered. Hmmm, nobody will mind if I just sneak in a photo, right?
Oh no, just when I got in a few snapshots, the police came by and said that I was trespassing. The cop said that lately there has been a problem with rabbits sneaking into gardens. "But I didn't steal anything, officer," I said. But he didn't care.
And that's how I ended up here. Behind bars. Happy Mother's day, mom. I hope this was all worth it.